Overwatch Stars Have Some Good New Year’s Resolutions

by Robert Workman


We’re only a few days into 2017, but it’s not too late to get some good goals going for the New Year. That’s certainly what a few Overwatch stars have managed to do, with the addition of a few new voice lines with the latest update for the game.

A Redditor by the name of DeadGirlDreaming managed to pull some of the dialogue made by the characters, to give you a better idea of what each one is looking to get in the New Year…if anything, that is.

First up is Winston, who has one simple desire for the New Year – get a lot more bananas.

Next up is Lucio, who has a desire to get some new skates for all the young ones in his neighborhood.

All Pharah really seems to want, to be honest, is a little bit of rest and relaxation.

Reaper didn’t really have any sort of holiday wish for the New Year – he’s simply expressing his hatred for what passed in 2016.

Mei has a simple wish – to calm her temper a bit. Maybe, ahem, cooling off?

Finally, there’s Zarya, but we can’t really translate what she said in hers, but more than likely, it’s probably not something about good will.

Overwatch is available now for Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and PC.

By Robert Workman

Robert Workman has spent years working in the video game industry, for sites like Shacknews, AOL GameDaily and Marooners Rock. He's also very skilled in contributing to podcasts and video broadcasts, and can pretty much out-game you under the table. Oh, and just go ahead and ask him about glorious craft beers. Go on, ask him.