The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth Finally Comes To iOS

by Robert Workman

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It’s taken quite a bit of time for The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth to make its way to Apple devices, especially considering that the company has been blocking its release every chance it could get. But it looks like the time has finally arrived – you can now play Isaac on your iPad!

The game can be downloaded here, but you’d best set aside some cash to download it, as the purchase will set you back $14.99.

The full feature list is as follows. And, if you’re a fan of poop, there’s something to like here:

Over 500 hours of gameplay 


4 BILLION Seeded runs! 


20 Challenge runs 


450+ items, including 160 new unlockables 


Integrated controller support for popular control pads! 


Analog directional movement and speed 


Tons of feature film quality animated endings 


Over 100 specialized seeds 


2-Player local co-op (MFi Controller required)


Over 100 co-op characters 


Dynamic lighting, visual effects and art direction 


All-new game engine @60FPS 24/7 


All-new soundtrack and sound design 


Multiple Save slots 


Poop physics! 


The ultimate roguelike 


A bunch of achievements



 

Uber secrets including: 


10 Playable Characters 


100+ enemies, with new designs 


Over 50 bosses, including tons of new and rare bosses 


Rooms FULL OF POOP! 


Mystic Runes 


Upgradeable shops

Apple had blocked its release earlier in the year, mainly due to the fact that the game depicted violence towards children. (It is pretty sadistic when it comes to its plot, where a mother locks a naked child in a dark place, threatening to kill him later in the name of God.) But it appears Apple finally relented and decided to give the game a chance. Now it’s just a matter of seeing how well it sells, especially for such a high price.

By Robert Workman

Robert Workman has spent years working in the video game industry, for sites like Shacknews, AOL GameDaily and Marooners Rock. He's also very skilled in contributing to podcasts and video broadcasts, and can pretty much out-game you under the table. Oh, and just go ahead and ask him about glorious craft beers. Go on, ask him.